Wait hold on, let me turn on some music… ahhh, there you go, “Preoccupied” by Mac DeMarco. Its lovely, check it out, a great summer song for the road.

So, yeah, mhmmm, indeed, did you read the title? Let me upload a photo for reference, hold on.


I am leaving Richmond.

With Love and Sincerity,


I am a future 7-time Oscar Winner, better known for my psycho-interpretation films, but I'll retire relatively young, only to continue writing screenplays in a small coastal village in Colombia. I'll allow Directors and Producers to film and produce my post-retirement stories after I pass away. In my will, the royalties will be given to the Mental Health Foundation, which will provide them with just enough money and resources to discover the cure for Alzheimer's. I'll continue winning Oscars after my death, but I will not know how many because it's past my time.

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