So I took a non- resisted [genuine] deload week, for real this time.

For the past ten years of my power lifting career (okay, it’s nine years; since Fall of 2011), I deloaded due to necessity. Like, because I had to. Because of injury, extreme fatigue, or away from the squat rack due to traveling (still worked out any way I could).


I’m 27 years old. I am around only 248 pounds away from national qualification.

That’s 82.333 pounds each lift, and my bench can improve surpassed it’s share of the burden.

I am 27 years old. This is my athletic prime.

*Looks at the background of laptop, it’s Elon Musk

pointing at the sky.*

I know I am a the National contender Champion for the 66 kg weight class in USAPL.

With love and sincerity,

Jose Michael Rubio

I am a future 7-time Oscar Winner, better known for my psycho-interpretation films, but I'll retire relatively young, only to continue writing screenplays in a small coastal village in Colombia. I'll allow Directors and Producers to film and produce my post-retirement stories after I pass away. In my will, the royalties will be given to the Mental Health Foundation, which will provide them with just enough money and resources to discover the cure for Alzheimer's. I'll continue winning Oscars after my death, but I will not know how many because it's past my time.

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